Sure thing Click This in you minds eye......

The cover of the calender with Gabe the Latino Heat holding the brass pole leaning back his legs spread in front of the pole with his pink speedos, Stan the Man bent over in front of the Latino heat, but offset so you dont miss Gabe's package, Hector off to the side in bright orange speedos with a small Navy Anchor across the front touching a finger to Stan's behind making a sizzling sound. And finally, xorin in his flesh colored speedos playing his pink flute to set the mood for the cover. Yup thats how that calender would roll.

Andropov

Death's Clock Never Stops Ticking

Oh and now what we have the cover art we need to fill in the rest of the pages.

January: Missery standing in a forest surrounded by snow and happy woodland creature. Snow flakes gracefully falling from the sky.

February: Gabe in a magical land of hearts. Lying on a heart shaped bed. Reds and pinks everywhere even the little pillows on the bed.

March: Xorin in a field of covers, leprechaun running around in the back ground with their pots of gold.

April: Stan with rain hat and boots. Pink umbrella matches perfectly with the speedos.

May: Missery with a basket of flowers and a few little fluffy yellow chicks running around and field of tulips, crocus and daffodils scattered around him.

June: Gabe at a picnic. Checkered speedo to go with the checked table cloth and a hot dog in one hand.

July: Xorin in red white and blue speedos. Bright white sparklers in each hand. Red, white, & blue fireworks going off in the back ground.

August: Stan on a beach with white sand. Beach balls, umbrella, and towels in bright garish colors scattered around.

September: Missery and back to school. School desks, apples and books scattered around the room.

October: Gabe in tiger striped speedo with tiger stripped paint. Ghost, spiders and bats scattered in the back ground. The classic haunted house in the background too.

November: Xorin and the horn of plenty. Traditional thanksgiving dinner set up on the table.

December: Stan in santa hat and beard. Holly, mistletoe, and a menorah sitting on a table to the right, to the left a small tree with gaily wrapped gifts.

Sadly Dracogurl and I have artistic skills to set up the backgrounds. And we will leave the rest to Andropov and his magic camera.

I'm glad that we are going to do this, but are we going to donate some of the sales to an addiction support group seeing as most of you guy have a texting problem. I'm down to help that cause. I also dont think it was was fair that you did not include Xaq, Diablosfury, Blahh, Draenius. Zilong, Noctreith, Dathian and lets move the camra man out to the front. I know Missery artistic enough to set something up to meet andy taste.

Sweet I even get my Birth month (september) now I could get those tiger striped speedos I am cat lover lol...

Sure, we can add the rest of the guild regulars, that would be fun. Lots of idea to go with that.....

yeah i totally say we include everyone otherwise its just not fair.

But Gabe, we couldnt use any of the proceeds towards texting groups considering that we intended to donate the proceeds to you girlfriends troop for new uniforms.....

No the girls got the uniforms from there own calender, But i heard you ordered 10 calender from them.

Only 10 uniforms for all those girls...

nice!!! i got July! my birthday month! now where does one go to get an "american flag" themed gaysuit/ i mean uh. swimsuit. Victoria's Secret? haha

nah xorin you can just look around in berts closet. im sure you will find something useful.

nah all thats inside berts closet is books and movies.. ironiclly all on porn, kama sutra and something envolving animals mounting things, i dont know really..

hmmm...i always had a feeling that there was more than meets the eye with bert. haha